THE DAILY TRIGGER
- Zane Houser
- Jun 23, 2017
- 2 min read
Offensive body odor, we have all smelled it and some of us have produced it. Riding the bus the other day I was sitting behind a guy whose smell was sending me to the shadow realm like Pegasus from Yugioh. He smelled like the inside of a hobo’s shoe inside the ass of a dead alligator, it was noxious! Inhaling the fumes from this man was giving me a migraine. I’m totally not one who is bothered by smells but this guy’s power meter was over 9000. There was no place else to sit on the bus at the time, I was suffering.
Now it’s not so much the smell that was triggering me, it was the fact that he could leave the house smelling like that! The longer I breathed in that smell the more I was triggered. I didn’t want to ruin the man’s day so I just burdened it until he got off the bus.
How can anyone leave the house smelling like that?! Seriously, I know you are immune to your own smells but this guy smelled so bad there was no way in hell he didn’t know it. He was a middle aged version of Pig Pen from Charlie Brown. This man needed to be soaked for a day in bleach, lord have mercy, let it rain borax on that poor man.
When he got off the bus I was so relieved, my migraine left me within ten minutes. I just hoped he was on his way to a shower, he could have been homeless but it rains plenty enough here in Washington for his ass to stand under it, hell, there is a massive river nearby. They spend so much here to help the homeless I don’t see any reason why this man couldn’t get a shower or wash his clothes, I would of walked right into Goodwill and let my smell ask for a clean pair of clothes. Although I did not know this man nor his circumstances growing up or living conditions he was under, I wish the best upon him. Please though people, when you leave the house try not to leave smelling like vinegar poured onto a skunk’s gooch, no amount of cologne or axe baths can save others from your offense body odor.
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