The Daily Trigger

Yesterday I ventured into town to shop for new clothes, so naturally, I went to the mall. Not a bad little mall, everything is nice and manicured but clearly had signs of losing business. Although it was a small and somewhat dead mall it still had more people in it than the Fashion Square Mall back home in Orlando, FL. I looked through a few stores searching for something for my big ass to fit into that was either on sale or relatively cheap. I end up at jc penny; I grab a few shirts and some pants and make my way to the fitting room. I walk in and notice purple walls and carpeting, nice clean white benches, fancy plush chairs with plenty of dressing space I thought to myself “wow I’ve never been in a dressing room this nice.” I try on a few different clothes and a woman who works there came up to me and said “just so you know, you’re using the women’s dressing room” all her co-workers are giggling at me and I am laughing as well because even though I was walking through rows of bras, granny panties and thongs, it never occurred to me I was using the dressing room intended for women……I should of known.

Piss free scent, spacious, nice seats (Female)

I find another pair of pants to try on and make my way to the men’s dressing room that was hidden around a corner in what look like a door that led to the ally. I open the door and immediately noticed the resemblance to a McDonald's bathroom, gross looking tile flooring, small and cramped cubicles for dressing, and the faint aroma of piss and other bodily stench, I was triggered. I thought “why the fuck is the women’s dressing room so lavish, but men get a hole in the wall that smells like piss with shitty 20 year old plastic seats that look like they are there only for "aesthetics”