Confessions of a Fiend: Details of Degeneracy | Wrist Deep Though
- Daniel Bird
- Apr 29, 2017
- 3 min read
Alright, let me tell you some shit. I'm drinkin' with my boy we gon call em Juan. Now Juan, his girl and I was drinkin' gin. Something always happens when I drink gin. So we was all fucked up man so fucked up, my boy goes off into the room then comes and gets me and is like “yo you wanna bang her with me” I was so drunk I was just like “huh… what?” and hes like yea its cool man, “COME IN HERE!” he says suddenly in a commanding ass voice, and hes like suck his dick and I'm like damn man I'm so fuckin' drunk at least tell me prior I cant get hard this drunk ain't no blood for that and hes like shut the fuck up, suck his dick! And she look at me I'm drunk af lookin' at her and hes like TAKE YOUR DICK OUT AND YOU SUCK HIS DICK and hes getting like physical and angry and shit throws her ass at my feet I'm like fuck it, take it out, lay on the bed and she starts sucking me…. I'm layin' there like man, I'm spinnin' so hard I cant feel my dick then she starts using teeth, like heavy teeth. I'm like, no bitch wtf I was just starting to get hard and she do it some more like I liked it and I say it again louder and my boys like “stop using teeth!” angry af with a deep ass voice, I died laughing and he started laughing and shes still using fuckin' teeth while hes drilling her and we all on the bed so you can imagine our position. I said one more time "stop using teeth, or I swear ima punch your skull", 3rd time I ever raised a fist to a woman in my life, the next threesome sometime later she still used the teeth shit then it was the 4th time, I just raised my fist and said “swear to god…..” end of that lol; but that’s another story. So shits going alright, I might be getting hard after feeling like this isn’t some kind date rape. And then my boy goes alright switch, your turn, after something you would consider worthy of a WWE entrance. And I'm like “man…..I'm so disappointed…. I cant get hard…” and hes like “then fist her ass!” and I ain't never put my fist in no ones ass…..and I look at him like wtf bro and hes like just do it bro you'll love it, when you're boy says, just do it you'll love it….just do it, right? So I do it, you know, by making my fingers join into a cone shape and I not so slowly made my way in the bitches ass all of course trying desperately to get hard to no avail, RIP. So things get moving…. Hes enjoying her skull like its his first day out.
I'm literally wrist deep in her ass at this point and showing no mercy, I was getting my revenge for the teeth I started to take it out on the bitch and hes like “YEAH THAT’S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT” then all of I sudden I start noticing blood, then lots of blood and I was like "lolz theres blood". It goes on for like 30 more seconds then turns into a WWE exit. And its done, over, and all I got was a shitty blood covered fist and that’s all the good I could tell this story for, is to say yea….I fisted a bitches ass wrist deep and bloodied her, that was no doubt some of the most violent shit I've ever done. And he was right…I loved it. When it was all over we are in the hallway and I'm like "dude…my hands so bloody" lol and hes like “shittttt…..blood brothers man” and gives me daps with my bloody hand and we start dyin' laughing meanwhile …. Ol' girl is coming to realization of what just happened so we leave her to her own and go out in the living room and start smoking weed and talkin' shit and we hear some crying coming from the bedroom and I'm like “is she cryin'?” he says “don’t worry about it let her deal with it” and I'm like bro wtf just happened I never even got to fuckin' get off.” And he looks at me like I was just part of his scheme and we continue to smoke. Then she took me home…..silent ride that was. Wrist deep in the ass though right?
Confessions of a Fiend is an ongoing series of stories shared by our contributors about their lives. These anecdotes may be embellished or just remembered incorrectly. None of these stories are to be taken seriously even if they did occur.
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