Confessions of a Fiend: Details of Degeneracy | Cocaine, Chips, and Piss
- Xander Wayne
- Mar 29, 2017
- 3 min read
I ain't no bitch so I'm not gonna put out any names and shit. But I wanna put this out there so you lonely thirsty need to be in a relationship ass nigga can know some of the shit these bitches be doing. My ex was pretty much a catch, she was smart, cute (not fine but definitely good enough to wife) and liked to spoil her nigga. Bought me tons of shit I didn't ask for, but that's a whole other thing.
Anyway, we went out this one night...normal night for the most part too, we fought, she was being belligerent, I was fucking tired of her drunk ass, I had to choke her out in front of people blah blah same old same old. We were at my home boy's house doing a bunch of blow and eating chips when I decided I should stop doing blow and eating chips so I could go to sleep and work in the morning. Mad niggas was there so she was like "I wanna stay out" and I'm like "nah bitch you been acting real funny" she's like "I'll suck your dick on the way home and fuck you when we get there" and I'm like "even if I said no you would do that shit anyway what do you mean?" and she's like "please" and I'm like "ok man whatever let's go I gotta work" so we can get home and do all that shit. I'm pretty bored with her head at this point so I'm just not talking and as we're riding home I'm thinking about who I'm gonna cheat on her with. We get home and start fucking immediately. She's all coked up and doing all this wild shit trying to be sexy and I'm just frustrated as hell cause I just wanna bust a nut and sleep in my bed alone. I finally bust and lay on my back, she hops right up and is like "ok I'm gonna go back now", I look at the clock and it's only 1:15 am and I don't give a fuck just get out. She's like "oh I have to pee first" i'm like "ok pee" and she's like "I don't wanna go to the bathroom I'm gonna pee in the trash can" and I'm like okay cool I don't care about anything at this point I just came nothing matters, especially you. She pees, leaves, I wake up and she's there so I leave for work and have a horrible day cause doing coke and eating chips is a terrible idea if you have to work the next day.
So I come home from working an overtime shift to find her sitting in my bed and this putrid stench smacks me in the face. I scream "oh my god what the fuck is that" she's like "I don't know I don't smell it" holding my nose looking for the source, I say "what the fuck are talking about bitch, it smells like fishy ass mixed with strong piss". As I finished yelling this I remember the garbage can that she clearly didn't empty and for the entire day she sat right next to it. I took it out of my room and threw the entire garbage can in the dumpster. She sat looking down as I scolded her like a child for twenty minutes and didn't touch her for three days.
No matter how nice a relationship may seem on the outside or on social media, nine times out of ten, those beautiful, smart, sometimes rich chicks could have a fatal flaw you don't see until it's too late...they could be nasty as fucking hell. Eat a booger type nasty. Keep an eye out fiends.
Confessions of a Fiend is an ongoing series of stories shared by our contributors about their lives. These anecdotes may be embellished or just remembered incorrectly. None of these stories are to be taken seriously even if they did occur.
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