Half-Assed review: Batman: The Telltale series
- Javaris Temple
- Jan 18, 2017
- 1 min read

When I first heard of a Batman game based telltale series I thought it was the dumbest shit I had ever heard in my life. As a major fan of the Batman Arkham series, the games really captured what I thought it meant to be batman in terms of running around rooftops as a noided billionaire dressed as a bat drop kicking everything in sight as a means to deal with PTSD and unresolved childhood trauma under the veneer of justice and some "point-and-click game choose your own adventure babby fun time game on rails" was gonna be pure trash, but after watching my homeless friend play through the first episode I couldn't have been more wrong. Really, my friend isn't homeless he's just in between places but I like to call him homeless because I'm a great person.
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Anyway, from what I can see the game gives an even deeper experience as Batman with the added aspect of playing as Bruce Wayne and the choices you have to make between the two will ultimately affect the outcome the overall story. As for the combat, since it IS a point-and-click game it's all quick time events which I didn't mind too much since it did look cool af when executed. All in all, I definitely should've played it first instead of letting that damn street rat play it.
Also,
Catwoman can get meat thooooo

MMM

GOTDAMN

Rating: 5 out of 5 cat calls
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