Half Assed Reviews: Rogue One
- Javaris Temple
- Dec 31, 2016
- 1 min read
Rogue One is the first installment in the Star Wars franchise of stand alone films.
Taking place in between Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and Episode IV: A New Hope, we follow Jyn Erso, the daughter of the creator of the Death Star and her quest in assisting the rebellion in retrieving her fathers plans for destroying it.
Or so I'm told anyway. I made the mistake of getting too high beforehand and seeing it on Christmas Day with my day-drunk mom. I fell asleep and missed a good amount of the movie. The only reason I woke up is because my mom drunkenly yelled,"OOOH SHIT, THATS VADER!".
After that, all I remember was the rebels playing keep away with the plans for destroying the Death Star from Darth Vader and he spared no one that got in his way. From light sabers stabbings and decapitations, to force pushing people into walls, to force choking rebel scum, I was reminded that Darth Vader was actually cool as fuck.
Score: 3/5, only because of that scene in particular
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